Photo Blogging: Irresistible Part 12 “The Next Morning”

Sexual Deforestation

Man has forever taken charge of his environment.  Moulding the natural elements to suit his needs.  Examples are fire, the wheel and clothing. 

In turn the fruits of our manipulating behaviour has changed us.  Fire allowed us to spend less time chewing tough raw meat.  This changed our jaw structure – whether you believe it was evolution or that God did it is irrelevant. 

The wheel made the world a little smaller and prepared us for the speed at which we are being catapulted around the information superhighways.

Clothing gave us all a very nasty psychosis called self loathing which is feeding the hungry children of many fashion and advertising employees.  It all comes together to form a perfect machine which we can live in very contently for the most part.

OK wait, clothing isn’t all bad – it’s damn comfortable in the winter.

For our household then the time to take nature into our own hands has arrived.  Mrs. GBB is going to deforest her sexual region with a much more permanent solution than a regular waxing session.  The fruit of the labours of those ancients who banged the rocks together to eventually create a flame is going to free her groin from it’s lush growth of hair by searing away that forest with a laser!

The night before we we instructed to shave that area, just like the Romans had to take a blade in hand and remove their opposition  so to did I take a blade in my hand to cut away those who who attempt to remain upright in the area that has been declared smooth.

As a civilised man I did use technology to ease my task and lighten the burden of this responsibility.  First the entire battlefield was flattened with an electric clipper.  Stalin taught us that artillery is the God of the battlefield and so too, is the electric clipper the force that throws the battle against unsightly hair growth on the pubis in your favour.  Now, with a weakened enemy one can safely get into a hand to hand situation and predictably my mission has been a success.

From ancient inventions to bare pussies the circle of life continues and we all await the results with baited breath.

HNT: True Romance

Tickle Torture

Read further for an erotic story of 100 words or less…

Naughty South Africans

To all South Africans that define themselves as sexually adventurous, kinky or just plain naughty and have the pictures to prove it I have created a Flickr group : Naughty South Africans for your viewing and posting pleasure.  Membership is open to anyone that lives in South Africa (your Flickr profile should state this clearly – otherwise how are we going to know?).

South Africans, please pop in if you’d like to join the fun.

HNT: The end… twice!

HNT: Cuff Gag

gbb_dsc02171, originally uploaded by Mr & Mrs GBB.

This time around it’s Mrs. GBB’s turn for HNT.

Email Signoffs

Recently I received some very interesting emails that used the sign off: “Chat soon.”  Normally this wouldn’t be a big deal but, in this case I really did wonder what exactly this means.

Does it mean: “please respond soon”, “don’t respond by email we’ll chat by phone” or maybe even “don’t respond by email we’ll chat when I see you again which will be soon.”  The best thing to do when is doubt is to google it.

I found a post titled: Perfecting Your Office E-mail Sign-Off that was written by Gritz.  Firstly, Gritz confirmed that”Chat soon” does generate a lot of interpretation:

Why would he say “chat soon”—does that mean he will call or I should call?

Gritz, goes further to explain some of the other interpretations that sign-offs like “Best”, “Sincerely”, “Regards”, “Yours”, “Warmly” and “Thanks” can have and explains some of the situations where they are appropriate and also inappropriate.

I’m still at a loss as to what the best signoff is.  Obviously you have to pick one that is appropriate for your audience and the situation.  I’ve always ended my emails with “Regards.”  I knew it was a bit formal but there wasn’t really much that could be read into it other than perhaps I’m not all that interested.  Scratch that one then.

There are just so many options and all of them could potentially leave your audience wondering.  It’s just the nature of the Email beast: there is no body language or tones of voice to use as reference and if you are like me you analyse most things to death.

But, Gritz did introduced me to the coolest signoff that I have seen so far.  Here it is the mother of all sign-offs:

Hallelujah holler back

So, thanks for that one Gritz, I’m definitely going to be using it.

Doing Those Difficult Conversations (Part 3)

I define a “difficult discussion” as those instances where you have to talk about something where nobody has really done anything terrible (or at least that part has been sorted out) yet, in-depth communication needs to take place to move things along from a stagnant or uncomfortable position.

These are some of the ways I’ve found useful in making those difficult conversations that a little easier. In my case they have helped in the context of discussing relationship issues but I feel they can work anywhere two or more people need to resolve something deep and important.

My top four tips are:

1. Decide what it is you want.
2. Get away from It all.
3. Realize that your partner is not the enemy. (This post)
4. Don’t expect to resolve it all in one sitting.

Realize That Your Partner Is Not The Enemy

Especially in situations where you are deadlocked it’s very easy to blame things on your partner.  It’s because THEY are jealous or because THEY have issues.  If you trust your partner enough to have gotten to the point in your relationship where you can actually have these “difficult conversations” it is usually safe to assume that they have a point and you just aren’t getting it.  Forget about whose fault it is; it may be you being stubborn or them just not explaining it well enough.  What you need to do is to put your emotions aside and ask “Why?”

But I’m Always The One That Has To Do That!

If you feel that you are always the one who has to initiate the communication, steer and nurture it then resentment will grow over time.  You could simply accept it as being your lot in life and learn to like it or make that the subject of you next “difficult conversation”.

It sucks to be the one that only gives and gives if that is the case then you may need to the above mentioned “difficult conversation” where the new boundaries are going to be and how involved you want to be in the whole relationship process.

People Just Aren’t All That Into Things

Not everyone is interested in getting each and every point nailed down.  Over time you have to get to understand just what interests those people around you.  If you can understand what makes them tick and how to frame things in a way that blows their hair back then you’re halfway there.

You sometimes have to do some work to remain relevant in your partners frame of reference.  And remember “But I’m Always The One That Has To Do That!” cuts both ways.

This must be the one I struggle with most.  How to get people interested in “my stuff.”  Part of the problem is that I’m very independent and don’t require constant maintenance to keep going.  By the time I realise that I’ve gone off on my own personal little tangent my audience is long gone.

Sometimes It’s Not About The Destination But The Journey

The argument keeps going round and round in circles.  Finally sheer exhaustion makes you realise that you weren’t actually arguing about not being on the same page – that was resolved long ago.  The real argument is that your partner got there via a different route.

Mrs. GBB and I are notorious for this one.  We both know exactly what is important but in the heat of the moment you sometimes just need something to keep the argument going.  In my experience the best way to deal with that is some laughter and a big hug that can lead to a good shag

Steps for married couples to get that hot bi babe

Tacit created another brilliant visual representation of relationship dynamics.  Thanks to GreenFizzPops for posting this to the ZA Poly newsgroup – we appreciate the work you put in there loads and loads.

What we have this time is the activity flow of a typical married couple who are looking for a hot bi babe – a third person who will have sex with both of them.